Episode 1 - Casey, the Douchebag

[Casey Turner]

MUHAHAHAHA!

YO. Casey checking in. Sure I did it publicly on the board but I figured that I would say a hello in here as well, and let you know that this DR will be the most fun to read and by far the best maintained. ;D ;D ;D

I don't really have too much to say because I haven't talked to anyone over AIM and right now everyone is all sunshine and rainbows on the board. I admit that I am doing the whole '^^' thing right now, but I am fully aware that its just the same introductory BS that is at the beginning of every game.

If this house expects that I am gonna continue to be a nice laid back house guest then they aren't going to know what hit them! Casey Turner is here and he is going to ~DOMINATE~ this game. Sure, other people say that they are here to play hard, but 90% of the time those players are fake-ass UTR borewhores... and that is SO NOT ME.

I am gonna make my presence known. If people think they can mess with me and not catch shit, they have another thing coming. I ain't no doormat that people can walk all over, I ain't no challenge throwing bitch, and I sure as HELL ain't afraid of no damn TARGET! I am here to win anything and everything and whoever can't deal with that will be the next to go.

Call a state of emergency because the BB house has just got its first taste of HURRICANE CASEY!

[bigbrother]

*turns on hurricane sirens*

[Casey Turner]

Keep those sirens sounding!

I already have 2 alliances. 2! I honestly don't know how this happened. OK well that's clearly an exaggeration, but I feel like these fell in my lap.

ALLIANCE #1... *drumroll*

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Amy, Casey, Diane, Alison![/center][/u]

So basically when I first met Amy, I felt like we got along well and it turns out I was right. After like 20 minutes into our first conversation, this happened:

"Amy": haha it's all good-I like you! , wanna work together, at least early?
King Jamesth: yeah def I would like to. I like you too, and always nice to have someone who you know will not target you at the beginning
King Jamesth: especailly since I dont recognize any names from this cast
King Jamesth: although Im sure a bunch are alias
"Amy": I'm NOT
"Amy": just to get that out there xD
King Jamesth: yeah Im not either
King Jamesth: although I am relatively new to ORGs so I dont know that many ppl yet
"Amy": I've been talking to a couple of people-Diane seems cool.
"Amy": I just noticed something
"Amy": The ENTIRE BriGAYde from BB12 is in here
"Amy": we should keep an eye on that
King Jamesth: yeah, I noticed that too


"Amy": I don't mean to pry-but I'm in game mode, so here's a proposition
King Jamesth: ok
King Jamesth: shoot
"Amy": I've been talking to some others, and I like Diane, Alison, and you the most-would you like to make that an alliance
"Amy": at least till jury?
"Amy": whaddya say?
King Jamesth: ummmm, well I havent really talked to them yet, but yeah I would probably be down, as long as they are cool people
"Amy": they are-I don't know any of them, but it was just kinda ice-breaking talk ya know?
King Jamesth: Hmmm, I will start talking to Diane now I guess
"Amy": And they seem really cool
King Jamesth: yeah well if they are chill I am def down
King Jamesth: and I am going to try to win first HoH, so if I did you would def be safe
King Jamesth (8:58:53 PM): I dont like to throw comps
"Amy": Same to you
"Amy": I don't throw either
King Jamesth: sweet!
King Jamesth: I hate when the people in the finals are the floaters who throw everything
"Amy": I'm glad you're in , this will be a very good alliance


King Jamesth: btw have you mentioned the proposition to the other people yet?
"Amy": yes
King Jamesth: kk
"Amy": Diane and Alison both said they're in
"Amy": so we can just ride this to the end reallly if you think about it, just stick together, it's kinda foolproof
King Jamesth: yeah basically I think the most imporant thing is
King Jamesth: just to lay low about it
King Jamesth: at least for the first while
"Amy": oh obviously
"Amy": I'm not gonna go parading around the house "F4!!!!!"

Now personally, I know I faked it up for this convo, but I can't really take this seriously. I thought it was a bit too much too soon, and it wasn't really based on anything. But I can't really say no to a day one offer for an alliance - I don't want to make an enemy for no reason. I just went with the flow, but I am still going to be analyzing my options when I am meeting people.

I kinda wonder if maybe there is a preexisting relationship there, because it seemed to happen so immediately.

I have talked to Diane and Allison since then, but the conversations were pretty dull and nothing interesting happens. We will see where this will go. Let me put this on the record. There is no way that I am 100% devoted to this alliance (I mean I haven't even given it a name).

Oh and what is THIS supposed to mean?

"Amy": Nice to meet you :
King Jamesth: yeah Im glad I met you too
King Jamesth: I can tell we have a good connection already
King Jamesth: and its been like what, an hour?
"Amy": lol yep. Good connection. No homo -_-

Maybe its just me, but as a gay person that comment seemed a bit weird to me. But whatevs.

Alliance #2...

WILL BE REVEALED TOMORROW. DUH DUH DUH!

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[Casey Turner]

Alliance #2 - Kathy/Casey

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~The Elders~

O.M.G. I am so excited about this alliance. Kathy is my main bitch, and I WILL NOT vote her out of this game. We may look like the senior citizens of this house (we are 40+), but we are gonna put these children in their place. Which to be specific is the Loser Lodge and Jury House.

I have never worked with Seb in a game before... ok, so that is not *exactly* true because we were both anti Sheson in WZAS, but I didn't trust him and voted to eliminate him early . Anyways, we get along really well and I am pumped he is in this thing. I love that he brings such a huge presence to the games he is in and I know that it will be a blast going through this with him.

Oh and APPARENTLY Amy made an alliance with Seb the same day she made that final 4 deal . How many day 1 alliances can a player make? Yes, I know I made just as many, but she almost forced me into the one with her. She is def on my radar but I am faking nice at the moment because I get the impressions she might be easy to manipulate later on.

[Casey Turner]

The games have begun! There is already drama brewing in the BB Recycled house. And it can be traced back to… you guessed it, ME!

After Amy created the four person alliance on the first day, I found out she also made a day one alliance with Kathy. So basically Kathy and I talked, and I spilled the beans about Diane-Alison-Amy-Casey. Do I feel bad? Not really. I mean how can I trust an alliance that was based on nothing? Oh, and I didn’t mention it in my last confesh, but Amy accidentally sent me this one time:

"Amy" : BTW, I can tell I'm gonna be friends with you in the house , because you're a football guy
"Amy": damn wrong AIM lol
"Amy" : was tralking to Jessie and Enzo about NFL lol

Makes me wonder. Was she being friendly with them or did she make an alliance with them too? LMAO

Anyways, Kathy confronts Amy about not being included in the four person alliance, and after getting in Amy's face, she tells her that Alison and Diane leaked it to her. I saw glimpses of the conversation and it looked HILARIOUS. Amy was shitting her pants. Anyways, I can not believe that Amy bought it, but I actually believe she doesn’t have a clue I was involved. I don't have the delusion that I am completely safe from it though, I mean Diane and Alison would deny saying anything if they were conronted about it.

But here's the kicker, Amy and talked last night and she doesn't want to confront them. She just wants to make a note of it and stop working with them. She didn't even check to see if Seb's story checked out! Amateur!

I was basically lying through my teeth when I talked to her last night. Pretending that I was shocked that someone would backstab someone else on day 1. And Seb and I faked a bit of a fight. It was a lot of fun, I can tell this season will be entertaining.

"Amy": The backstabbing is starting, ALR
"Amy": ALREADY*
King Jamesth: OMG seriously?
King Jamesth: before first HoH?
"Amy": Alison and Diane leaked the alliance to some people.
"Amy": true story.
King Jamesth: ...
King Jamesth: omg
King Jamesth: thats messed up
King Jamesth: lol screw them I guess?
King Jamesth: who did they tell?
"Amy": Kathy.
"Amy": Who's now like "I'm gonna make sure you're going first" so yeah, shit's getting crazy already.

King Jamesth: I mean usually I expect that someone will screw me in a BB game at some point, but Im usually thinking jury
King Jamesth: not like now lol
"Amy”: same here I'm like "This shit doesn't usually start on Day -1, but OK, here we go"
King Jamesth: we HAVE to win HoH
"Amy": oh trust me
"Amy": I'm going right for it

Here is the exchange that I made up to send Amy when she asked how the chat was going:

King Jamesth :
Kathy": word spreads fast.
"Kathy": watch out who you align with.
King Jamesth: lol what are you talking about?
King Jamesth: its day 1 Im not aligned with anyone lol
"Kathy": amy's allies told me about her being a lying cunt
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King Jamesth: wow that’s sketch.
King Jamesth: so who else am I supposedly ‘aligned with’?
"Kathy": there are other people?
King Jamesth: no I just wanna know because whoever it is
King Jamesth: they are trying to screw me for no reason
King Jamesth: but I won’t say anything to anyone
"Kathy": uh, Im not gonna rat them out cuz now Im pretty sure that the person who told me was telling the truth.
King Jamesth: OMG seriously, your not being a rat by telling me. Someone is randomly fucking with me, just wanna know who.
"Kathy": whatever…

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So clearly I am embracing my roll as a douchebag because I think this game needs one. Hope you are enjoying it.

[Casey Turner]

Oh BTW when I only include the important part of conversations, and cut out a lot of the boring stuff. That's why there are gaps between some of the lines, to indicate time passed.

[Casey Turner]

Gah... you posted eviction results before I sent in my vote . I know you are prolly on a schedule but if you have a deadline on any future votes can you plz be sure to post what time the deadline is? Because I could have got in my vote last night, but I wanted to know if I was going to be in the minority by voting out Brit and the only way I could do that was by getting confirmation from people in PMs (which takes time). But if I had known results would come up regardless I would have just made my own decision.

If you could, it would be awesome if you could edit my vote into the eviction results, but if you can't I understand. Either way, I dont really care because its just the first vote. But this would have sucked if it was a vote with people I cared about.

Anyways, for the record, I WOULD have voted to evict Brit. If you can't bother to compete in such an easy veto, I'm not sure why you would deserve my vote to stay.

[Chenbot]

My bad, will do.

[Casey Turner]

Thanks!